A man dies and goes to hell.
There he finds that there is a different hell for each country and decides
he'll pick the least painful to spend his eternity.
He goes to Germany hell & asks, "what do they do here?" He is told "first they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day".
