Wednesday, 8 August 2012
Stuart Swanlund Die At 54
Stuart Swanlund, guitarist for The Marshall Tucker Band, passed away on Saturday at his home of natural causes. He was only 54.
Swanlund has been a mainstay in the band since 1985, with only a brief hiatus to deal with a painful health issue that could have cost him his guitar playing.
Did Wizkid Call Bloggers Fools Or What?
Yes, of course the only people who have revealed the story are mostly bloggers. Here is what he aforesaid when OKNigeria Magazine asked him on twitter if he actually insulted D’banj;
The fake tweet: baby (D’Banj), when are you going to sing with Kanye now? I hate the way he (Kanye) is using you as Akpan. See P-Square chilling with Rick Ross. Haba!”
And his response?
“used to have a lot of respect for you guys, but you all just proved a bunch of fools. Run your sh*t! Get your facts right!”
Na My Own Be This
No be him fault na, if not be Bloggers, same time that promoted him, he wouldn't have use that his useless mouth to say what he just said, mstcheew i never like that boy before, yes i said it but i non too mean am sha o, but na true after all. Seriously Bas on tradition who is Wiz Kid to Insult Bloggers ( fools), i never expect that from him.Talk Your Mind Jor
As you can see i just said mine above.Tuesday, 7 August 2012
Bomb Found In Another Church In Kogi State
A powerful Improvised Explosive Device (IED) was discovered in another church in Lokoja, Kogi state few hours after gunmen raided a Deeper Life Bible Church in Okene killing 17 people.
The massive bomb was found in the Revival House Church in Lokoja early today. The device was taken away by the Anti-bomb unit for further analysis.
hmm when will this stop a house of God for that matter.
Source:SaharaReporters
Woman beats 16 year old son to death for stealing N50
The woman was stripped naked and created to hold the stiff of the dead boy round her space. The unhappy incident happened on Sunday on Amosu Street, Ijegun, in Lagos.
the lady noted regionally as Iya Semitic deity beat her sixteen year previous foster son, Seubow, to death for allegedly stealing N50. Seybow was Iya Anu's husband's kinsman.
in step with neighbours, bother started once Seubow lost the N1,000 given to him by Iya Semitic deity to run associate degree trip for her some days back. angry by the loss that she claimed was stealing, the lady refused to feed Seubow for over four days. once the adolescent could not take the hunger any longer, he sneaked dead set obtain gala one night. once Iya Semitic deity got wind, she defendant him of stealing her N50 and beat him up, employing a rod. She battered him for days till he gave the ghost on Sunday afternoon.
once his death, neighbours rounded the lady up and created her carry the boy's stiff to the police office. If solely the neighbours had intervened earlier. This wasn't the primary she would batter him.
Na Wa O!
Seriously base on tradition come to think of it what do you think about the woman? lemme hear from you!!! dis one no be joke oh!TejuBabyFace Wed Tobi Banjoko - Sept 1
Comedian and television host, Olateju Oyelakin, popularly referred to as Tejubabyface can wed prime model and former beauty queen, Tobi Banjoko on Saturday first of Gregorian calendar month 2012 at the Chapel of sunshine interchurch, urban center State Secretariat in Alausa, Ikeja. Reception is at The Muson Centre in Onikan.
Their traditional wedding will hold on Thursday, 30 August 2012, at 10 Degrees Event Centre, Billings Way, Oregun, Ikeja, Lagos.
Source LindaIkeji read full interview with Teju @ lindaikeji.blogspot.com
Teju Teju
Hehe Teju Teju the small baby boy, meh this one of the greatest thing in life, I Rep you my Boy Teju, unlike all these yeye comedians wen i dey manage, some with their big eye,big head,old men,wowo/beauty wen non dey plan to be man like you Teju, Oboy na u oh, but come to think of it i non call names oh... Na Joke i dey oh. heheh wetin dem fit do self, abi na.Monday, 6 August 2012
Wizkid called D’Banj (Akpan) on Twitter - Photo
Wizkid called D’Banj (Akpan) on Twitter - Photo
Ha! I Can't laugh O
heheh imagine, na so beefing take dey start o non worry i go show una D'banj own...D'Banj Life Before And Now
When i keep telling people that money can do everything they will think am insane or something like, seriously or even come to think of it, if not money how will this poor boy be today? well i am not going to take much of time take a look at our popular Nigerian Star today D'Banj.
lolz now wen money don show now na e him dey call himself Mr Endowed so oo.. Hehe funny tinz self eh. no go k*ll person o..
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| D'Banj Before |
Base On
Base on tradition so, see as the g*y dey skinny like this hungry won nearly finish am lolz thats what will call money hehe...![]() |
| D'Banj Now Mr Endowed |
Sunday, 5 August 2012
Davido fights with taxi driver over girlfriend + Joke
A taxi driver, Femi Ajibola, will never forget July 1, 2012 in a hurry. At about 5.30 pm on that day, he received a phone call from a young woman in the Lekki area of Lagos and had quickly answered the subsequent invitation to pick her up. “The lady introduced her as Susie. She called me to come and pick her and her friend. They told me to come pick them up at Mobolaji Estate near Lekki Second Roundabout. Later, I took them to a hotel at Lekki Phase I to meet one of their friends. “From there we left for Beni Apartment in Victoria Island. They said that I should wait for them and promised to be back soon. Not long afterwards, one of the girls began to scream as she was coming towards my car. Behind her, I saw David Adeleke (Davido) and four of his bouncers. “The girl was running towards me. I think the men had assaulted her. She said I should open the door for her so that she would enter. I opened the door for her; as she was about to enter the car, Davido caught up with her and slapped her face,” Ajibola said. In a bid to save the girl from further assault, Ajibola switched on the engine of his cab and was about to drive off when the youthful singer suddenly dealt him a slap. The cabbie said, “He left the girl and faced me. He said I was the one that brought the girls, that I am their boyfriend. He knocked my face against the steering wheel of the cab. This made blood begin to come out from my ear drums. He seized my car keys and in the process, injured me. “Before I knew what was going on, his four bouncers began to beat me up. They beat me severely and took my car keys from me and chased me away. This happened around 11 pm. I went to report the matter at the Bar Beach Police Station, which was the nearest one. I was asked to come back the next morning to report the case.” Unfortunately, Ajibola had just taken delivery of the vehicle he was using for his transport business and had not paid the dealer in full before the incident. He said that the balance of N100,000 was in the car before the incident had happened. In the whole confusion, he could not pick the money as he was ordered to leave the car by the bouncers. “I had taken delivery of the vehicle about two weeks before the incident. I had paid my dealer N50,000 and the other N100,000 was in the car because I could not pay it in the bank. The money was in the car and since they had sent me away from the car, I could not retrieve it. “The following day, I did not find the money in the cab. They did not even let me wind the car windows up before they chased me out. I noticed that the car was ransacked. I managed to obtain Davido’s phone number and called him. But he did not pick his call. So I sent him a text message. Thirty minutes after I sent him the message, someone picked up the call and promised to pass the message to him. I did not get my car key throughout that day. I went to the police station to file a report,” Ajibola said. “When all efforts to contact Davido proved futile, the police had to go to Susie. Unfortunately, she was of no help.” “On the fourth day, I went to Susie’s house with the police. The ladies said they were not the ones that beat me. They said the only help they could render was to give me Davido’s address and that they had since settled their differences. The whole point of the police visit was to use the girls to get to Davido, but the girls made a phone call to an aunt of theirs and the policemen left them, saying that they were not the ones that assaulted me,” the cab driver said. CRIME DIGEST learnt that the genesis of the fight was because the singer was allegedly caught cheating on his girlfriend. Ajibola continued, I learnt that Davido was dating one of the girls I picked up. They went to his hotel room and caught him with another girl who was their friend. This is what I learnt caused the fight. The police collected Davido’s phone number and called him, but he kept asking them if they knew whose son he was. “He warned the policemen not to threaten or intimidate him. They in turn told him that they were just inviting him for questioning and not to arrest him. Since then, the effort to get him has not been forthcoming. I had to go to the hospital because I was really injured. Davido gave me a blow to the ear which made it to bleed. “One day, the DPO of the station assured me that they would make sure they get him. He was irritated by Davido’s boasting that he was immune to arrest. On July 13, one Sharon Adeleke asked me to come and collect the key of my car at 1004. I told her to come and meet me at the police station. She did not turn up till the DPO intervened. “The DPO invited the Sharon Adeleke, she eventually came to drop the key of the car. I told them that I could not just collect the key of the car without documentation that they gave me the key of the car without a penny, though I lost money and my car got damaged. When I said this, the DPO told me that I did not look like someone that was worth N100,000. “He said I have no proof that there was money in the car and that all he was after was to retrieve my car keys for me. He said that if I wanted to do anything I should go to court and he ordered me out of his office. Till this moment I have not received my car keys or an apology from the singer,” Ajibola said. When contacted on the telephone, both Davido and the Divisional Police Officer of Bar Beach police station, Fakeye Adegoke, refused to answer their calls nor did they reply the text messages sent to them. But Davido’s publicist, Valerie Obaze, denied her client’s involvement in the incident. “Davido has no knowledge of any incident involving the assault of a taxi driver or the illegal seizure of his car. He does not condone violence of any sort and will not be commenting on this untrue allegation,” she said via email However, the Police Public Relations Officer, Ngozi Braide promised to get back to CRIME DIGEST with the facts of the matter later.
Source=Ladunliadi
Source=Ladunliadi
Nice Story Abi?
But come to think of base on tradition, hmm David!! eh eh wait self is it because you are a star now, that gave you such power?. But I remember those days wen me and davido dey run this that time self boys dey rang him babe him even get mouth to open mouth self. shu the thing just dey wound me here as if na me him do dat one give so. Any no be him fault.Talk your mind Jor
After all no be we first start am, Davido no go fit do anything jorNa Joke O!!!
Abeg me dey my own je je o lolz.Celebrity Lily Allen changes stage name to Lily Rose Cooper
Lily Allen changes stage name to Lily Rose Cooper, while she is heading to studio to record new material, interesting! The 27-year-old British singer popularly known as Lily Allen says she is changing her stage name to reflect her marriage to Sam Cooper — and she's working on new material. LONDON (AP) — Call her the artist formerly known as Lily Allen.
Serena and Venus Williams Take Home Tennis Doubles Gold
Venus Williams, left, and Serena Williams celebrate after winning the women's doubles gold medal match of the London 2012 Olympic Games in Wimbledon, England
Nollywood Stars, Justus Esiri, Segun Arinze robbed in London
NOLLYWOOD veteran actor and father of Dr. Sid, one of Nigeria's popular pop musicians, Justus Esiri and former President of the Actors Guild of Nigeria, Segun Arinze, got more than they bargained when they were robbed of their belongings in a London hotel. Read More here..
Saturday, 4 August 2012
Mariah Carey Speaks Her New Single, 'Triumphant'
As if Mariah Carey's success wasn't enough to inspire "American Idol" contenders-to-be, the new "Idol" judge's latest single ought to provide many motivation. On Th, Carey's song "Triumphant (Get 'Em)" hit the radio, and, evidently, its lyrics encourage listeners to "reach for the celebs."
"I wrote TRIUMPHANT when I was going through a difficult time & it helped me get through it," Carey said of the song last month. "When u hear it, pay attention 2 the lyrics."
Popular Singer Stevie Wonder Files For Divorce
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| Steve |
The singer filed for divorce beneath his forename, Steveland Morris
“As this is often a personal and private matter, he asks that the general public and therefore the media kindly respect the privacy of Kai, his youngsters and family at now,” the rep aforementioned.
Wonder and his designer ex, World Health Organization splendidly dressed Michelle Obama in 2009, have 2 sons along.According to TMZ, surprise has asked for joint custody of the boys.
If you wish to go more further you can use this link TMZ
Friday, 3 August 2012
Romanian pianist Ursuleasa dies At 33
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| Mihaela Ursuleasa dies aged 33 |
A statement on Ursuleasa's website said: "We have not only lost a wonderful person but one of the greatest artists our musical world has known."
Nigerian Comedians with Their Wives
Comedy is a laughing matter! But the money these comedians make is no laughing matter, I tell you. Infact, it seems they are the ones laughing all the way to the bank, leaving the joke on us!.
But oh Come to think of it base on tradition this comedians are not handsome but the babes and wives when dem dey carry and marry eh na bomb oh Show see my brother (BM aka Basket Mouth) wife see as she be like angel, if you like go tell am say i dey praise his wife oh, i don talk am na Joke i dey oh if you go do that one na e be say na your own aproko be dat oh.
Dat one na dat one oya see AY with his big eye, see the babe him marry.. Seriously the thing neva tire una? come to still tink of it to dat short man Julius Agwu hehe see the fine babe when him marry i dey fear those guys oh..
Feel Free To Talk Your Mind Which Of Dem Wife Beautiful Pass?
But oh Come to think of it base on tradition this comedians are not handsome but the babes and wives when dem dey carry and marry eh na bomb oh Show see my brother (BM aka Basket Mouth) wife see as she be like angel, if you like go tell am say i dey praise his wife oh, i don talk am na Joke i dey oh if you go do that one na e be say na your own aproko be dat oh.
Dat one na dat one oya see AY with his big eye, see the babe him marry.. Seriously the thing neva tire una? come to still tink of it to dat short man Julius Agwu hehe see the fine babe when him marry i dey fear those guys oh..
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| Teju Baby Face And Tobi Banjoko |
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| Julius Agwu And Wife Ibiere |
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| A.Y (Ayo Makun)And Wife Mabel |
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| Basket Mouth & wife, Elsie |
Thursday, 2 August 2012
Basketmouth storms London with ‘Nigerian Kings of Comedy’
The Lagos-based stand-up comedian has announced that the event will holding at the London HMV Apollo on Saturday, August 11, 2012
Put together by Cokobar, the show comes at a time when the London 2012 Olympics is on-going and will showcase the likes of Igodye, Igosave, Akpokoro, Bovi, , Buchi, Simcard and more.
Chocolate City Music Singer Brymo will also be on deck to perform his hit single ‘Ara’ and Good morning.
On February 19, 2012, Basketmouth staged the Lagos version of the ‘African Kings of Comedy’ featuring the likes of Davido, Bovi, Buchi, Flavour and more.
Catch The Fun With Nigerian Top Comedian (Basket Mouth)
Basket Mouth: Ogus Baba Non vex na, E get as e dey be.
Ogus Baba: Comot jor! See as you be you tiink say if u tell me b4 i go show? Mstcheew !
Ogus Baba Mind: oh see 4up oh na dis opportunity i for take reach London o #crying.
On February 19, 2012, Basketmouth staged the Lagos version of the ‘African Kings of Comedy’ featuring the likes of Davido, Bovi, Buchi, Flavour and more.
Catch The Fun With Nigerian Top Comedian (Basket Mouth)
Joke Oh!
BM (Basket Mouth) you non gud jor! as me and you know finish from A-Z Finishso you non let me know say you won arrange,Basket Mouth: Ogus Baba Non vex na, E get as e dey be.
Ogus Baba: Comot jor! See as you be you tiink say if u tell me b4 i go show? Mstcheew !
Ogus Baba Mind: oh see 4up oh na dis opportunity i for take reach London o #crying.
Tuesday, 31 July 2012
Top 5 Famous Jewish Comedians
Jewish American comedians: This is top 5 collective of famous American Jewish comedians. These famous Jewish American comedians have been entertaining generation of people with their jokes and hilarity.
I Love them!!
Adam Sandler
1966
Actor,Comedian,Musician
Brooklyn,United States of America,New York City
United States of America
Al Franken
1951
Writer,Actor,Comedian
New York City,United States of America,New York
United States of America
Al Jolson
1886
Actor,Comedian,Singer
Seredžius,Lithuania,Earth
United States of America
Al Shean
1868Actor
Dornum,Lower Saxony,Germany
Germany
Alan King
1927
Actor,Comedian
Motor Accident In Oleh Delta State - Prayers
Prayers oh!
Oh My God on this hot sun son of a man is gone i am crying an accident just took place now in Oleh my Town, Opposite Yanga market Oleh Isoko South L.G.A in Delta State.. Two Okada Men hit.. Who might be faulty is not the matter now, lets save life first,Hmm i wonder what will happen to the second victim one is gone already please all we need your prayers..
This Are Some Photos Of The Accident
I would have take the Photo of the dead man but i was told is not right to take a photo of a dead man
please this people really need your prayers..
Joke Of the Day By Patience
Joke Of The Day
A little boy named Junior was playing amongs his pears & unknown to him,he lost his 10naira note given to him by his uncle,hence,he couldn't find it.He started crying,the uncle who was still around asked what the matter was,Junior stil crying,told his uncle dat he had misplaced that money he gave him.The kind uncle sympatised with him & gave him another 10naira so that he would stop crying.Now Junior's voice was louder than ever,continue crying,the uncle & people around almost at the same time asked,why are you still crying? The boy said Oh! "It would have been 20naira now"Joke By:
Patience ObiodehMy Best Eddie Murphy Joke
Gus, what the f–– is wrong along with your wife? Why cannot she walk a flight of steps? You come back over each motherf––ing year, Gus, and you burn down my motherf––ing back yard, and your wife rips down the steps. Why?! I work effortlessly to induce my place lovely. And then the motherf––er comes over and rip the steps down. scrutinize the motherf––ing steps, they are f––ed up, Gus. Why cannot she walk the steps? you recognize why she cannot walk the steps? Cause she's a fat, hairy b––h. That's why. That's why, Gus.
I laugh all time read through this joke
Kids Scare
And my kids are scared of your wife. Eddie's scared of her. He has nightmares regarding you wife. I went in his area last week, Gus, he was within the bed screaming, crying, "Oh, help me, facilitate me!" I woke him, I shook him, said, "what's wrong?" He said, "Aunt Bunny is returning to induce me." he is scared of your wife, cause she encompasses a larger moustache than his father.Omg Hehehe
But you recognize what it's, Gus? I figured it out regarding your wife. i am gonna say it. And my wife, i do not provides a f–– regarding my wife, she will shut the f–– up. i am gonna tell you one thing. I worked out regarding your wife. i do know where you met your wife. You told me you met your wife fifteen years ago on a motherf––ing camping trip? which your wife was Puerto Rican? Your wife ain't no motherf––ing Puerto Rican! i believed she was after I initial met her, Gus. Cause I walk up, I say "Hello, it's smart to fulfill you. My name is Vernon." She says, "Hello, I'm Bunny. Goonie googoo."Goonie Googoo
What the f–– will "goonie googoo" mean, Gus? i do not apprehend what the f–– that s–– is to the present day. i believed i might learned some new Spanish s––. I went up to my friend, I said, "Hey Sanchez! Goonie googoo!" And Sanchez says, "Get the f–– outta here." thus I been walking around for years confused. and that i finally figured it out regarding your wife, where you met your wife. You did not meet your wife on no motherf––ing camping trip. Your wife's a Bigfoot, isn't she, Gus? Your wife could be a Bigfoot, is not she? that is why the b––h's moustache is thus motherf––in' thick... 'cause you shaved the b––h down and taught her to talk. i do know a motherf––in' Bigfoot after I see one! Don't bring a Bigfoot in my home, Gus! With my children? The b––h cannot speak. She cannot walk a flight of steps! She's not trained well, Gus! She cannot walk steps! i will bet she climbs the f–– outta trees, though, don't she, Gus? does not she? does not she?! But you bought to not bring her around here. F–– her! And your motherf––in' children? they are Bigfeet, too. they are half-Bigfoot, Gus, 'cause the motherf––ers is vi years recent and have afros seventeen inches long. they are very little furry motherf––ers, similar to their mother. scrutinize the motherf––ers! You know how I acknowledged they was Bigfoot? after I realized your wife was a Bigfoot after I took your youngsters fishing last week. I place the motherf––ers within the boat, Gus, and that i took the worm and that i place it on the hooks. and that they each sat there, and that they place their poles down within the motherf––in' boat, and slammed their faces within the water for two minutes! and that i assume, "What the f–– are these youngsters doin'?" Then they begin moving their heads like this [shakes his head] and also the motherf––ers come back up with fish! I jumped back and said, "Can you suspect this motherf––in' s––? Then the child took the fish out his mouth and checked out his brother and said, "Goonie googoo."Murhpy Speaks
What the f–– goes on here? traditional youngsters do not do s–– like that, Gus. however i am gonna tell you one thing, motherf––er. you'll take your motherf––in' furry fat-ass wife moustache b–– out the f––. you'll go upstairs and acquire the motherf––in' dog and scoop up the s–– and take Eddie and acquire these motherf––in' long Angela Davis afro-wearin' motherf––in' youngsters of yours and place them within the motherf––ing Goonie-Googoo-Mobile and acquire the f–– out! And if my wife do not like it, she will get the f–– out, too! [Eddie's mom throws her shoe] You missed me, b––h!I laugh all time read through this joke
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