Thursday, 8 November 2012

9ja Funny Photos Of The Day


9ja Funny Photos Of The Day Lmao

Photo Update: Guess Who We Have On The Picture

omg who do we have here oya just guess see handsome dude

Karrueche Tran Chases Chris Brown In Skintight Outfit At LA Nightclub


Karrueche Tran- The 23-year-old petite model dressed up to the nines in an exceedingly flesh-baring outfit, might it are to provoke her former boyfriend Chris Brown into her arms as she headed to an equivalent nightspot Tru Hollywood last night?

2 Chinese Killed by Gunmen In NorthEast Nigeria


 2 Chinese Killed by Gunmen In NorthEast Nigeria
Gunmen have shot dead 2 Chinese construction staff in northeast African nation, a locality below assault by a radical religion sect.

Lagos State To Compensate Okada Riders New Jobs


Lagos State To Compensate Okada Riders New Jobs
Lagos State Government is planning to reward all commercial motorcycle operators who are registered
This will comes after the new traffic laws that states that only motorcycles with 200cc engine capacity can work in areas where motorcycles are allowed.
Mr. Kayode Opeifa, the Commissioner for Transportation, said this at the 11th Business Forum of the Lagos State University’s MBA Heritage held on Lagos Island on Wednesday.

Wednesday, 7 November 2012

Delta State Governor's Cup Football Competition Among Secondary Schools Begin



Governor Emmanuel Uduaghan of Delta state (R) with Members of Committee for Secondary Schools Football Competion, Ex-international and Former Super Eagles coach, Christian Chukwu (C) and Ex-soccer star Austin Jay Jay Okocha at the Kick-off match of the 2012 Governor's Cup Football Competition.

Must Laugh Exclusive 9ja funny Photo

Abeg non fit laugh jare see this exclusive funny9ja photo

Photo Updates: Areafada Charlyboy Tweeted New Photos

Area fada charly tweeted some picture of himself with a quote
Almost fighting the same course!  Apple cannot fall too far from it's tree!

Wizkid Dey Find Tonto Dikeh Trouble For Twitter o



Wizkid: I don dey find trouble o.
The 'succezz' Wizkid so madly hates can be found in Tonto Dikeh's Peronal Profile on Twitter
Make una ask am wetin Tonto Dikeh Do am ooo na small small big things take they happen o

Tuesday, 6 November 2012

Delta State Gov. To Clean Up and Fumigate Flooded Areas before Victims can be Allowed to Return to their Homes



Delta State Gov. To Clean Up and Fumigate Flooded Areas before Victims can be Allowed to Return to their Homes 
 Delta regime is to arrange and treat the homes of flood victims before they'd be allowed to travel back to their numerous communities.

The State Governor, Dr Emmanuel Uduaghan WHO disclosed this yesterday whereas addressing flood victims in Asaba, aforesaid it had been dangerous for them to travel back to their totally different places of abode once such places haven't been fumigated and cleansed up.

Sharon Osbourne Says Bye Bye To Plastic Surgery

Sharon previously revealed that she spent £120,000 on operations, including liposuction, but said talk show: 

“I’ve been looking at pictures of myself since I started to lose weight and my face looks plastic. I was like, ‘Oh dear. I should never have done that.’ So…no more abuse.
 Source: express.co.uk

Those Days School Giraffing Tinz You Did It Then Don't Lie

Those Days School Giraffing Tinz You Did It Then Don't Lie
Yes we did all, tell us you didn't do it and Ogus Baba go track you now lmao na wa ooo for secondary schools i non know how e go be sef this one wey i never write jamb so, Na wa Baba God how e go be na dem say na Computer dem go take write jamb dis year, I be won write before oo CBT tinz fit land person for jail o.

Facts From The Bible Jesus Christ Kissed Mary Magdalene



Facts From The Bible Jesus Christ Kissed Mary Magdalene  
Hmm Lets try and know somethings in the Bible while I called them Facts, I had been jotting these down from my pastor lesson in the church and try to push them out to you all. Don't Laugh o as it goes like this;.
 Fact Number One.
  • Do you know Judas was the treasurer of Jesus Christ? Yes he was, Do you know Jesus never waited  for Judas to d His wishes cos' he gave Judas some money to keep as he tried to perform his miracle? Oh No Jesus never waited for him, Yet he performs his Miracle isn't that great? Oh Yes Its great.

9ja Must Laugh: Basket Mouth Birthday-Chilling In The Swimming Pool


Oh Meh am the most cutest bobi so far what do you expect I dey celebrate ma Bday 4 Emirate Palace Hotel, Samson hill wey b d costliest hotel in d world. I dey swimming pool dey drink xpensiv martini n dey ping babes wey wear bikini pass 4 ma front, non go talk say Me Basket Mouth BM non invite you oo
 U ar all invited but small yawa don gas. Cum wit ur drinks, food n gifts cos I no want a situation wey u go xpect me 2 entertain u. Bday no means say make I empty ma pocket. If worst cums 2 worst I go born for 29th february. At least d headache go b once in 4 year.

Delta State Governor Uduaghan Opens Deworming Programme For Children

9JA Handwork- Junny Jokes



I use to say we Nigerians are the best can you imagine this little making a nice decision for himself, he look and experience education wouldn't  pay him..
"I dey go learn handwork cos I don tire 4 dis skul. All d exercise books wey ma papa buy 4 me na waste. Teacher go say make I copy wetin dey black board n I go do am. Later, she go wipe d board. As a gud student, I follow her erase ma note wit eraser after wasting much time n energy. Could u believe dat she go giv exam n expect me 2 pass. Wetin she want make I read wen I don follow her eraze d note wey I suppose read?"

2013 Jamb Exam Hall- 9ja Funny



  LMAO Here is an opportunity u wouldn't want 2 miss. JAMB is here again nd givin out fantastic prices. If u write jamb 2 times, u get a chance 2 win a deep freezer. 9 times u win a tokunbo kia Rio and u can also win a duplex In lekki but guess hw many times u would write it!! Then hurry now n get ur forms.  

9ja funny Pictures- The Interview

Meh am going for thus interview God help me oo

Monday, 5 November 2012

9ja funny pic of the day

Bracket,Tiwa Savage,Iyanu,Flavour etc Performing At Flavours Club Launch In Enugu

Bracket,Tiwa Savage,Iyanu,Flavour etc Performing At Flavours Club Launch In Enugu
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Delta Sets up Skill Acquisition in Rehabilitation Camp


This initiative is part of Governor Uduaghan's agenda to equip the victims for a better societal re-integration after the flood, As you can see this equipment has been setup in each various Flood Rehabilitation Camps and with Experts to teach all flood victims in various camps as well, is ths not good to say?.
I know Some Bad mouth will criticize this.. Kudos Delta State :)
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Saturday, 3 November 2012

Photo Updates-Delta State Tower In Abuja FCT


Photo Updates-Delta State Tower In Abuja FCT
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Friday, 2 November 2012

Delta State Commissioning Mobile Field Hospital And Ambulances


The official commissioning of Mobile field Hospital, Ambulances and Hospital Equipments purchased by Delta state Government for the benefits of Rural dwellers in the state. With these I saw it myself and the President of Federal Republic Of Nigeria Dr. Goodluck Ebele Jonathan witness and spoke about the Mobile Clinic that is not very common in states and he and the Federal Rep. Of nigeria Thank him for such idea and it really help floods in each Camp in Delta Statae. Kudos Governor Uduaghan.
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Phot Updates: Architectural Drawings 3D of Delta City Mall, Efunrun


Architectural Drawings 3D of Delta City Mall, Efunrun, Wow the Governor is really doing great one love warri, we will all enjoy the good things that are yet to come. Are you not happy?
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You Remember This Old Lamp? What Can You Remember About It


Omg i got it, Seriously, we dey do somtin wey wrong wella for this 9ja, oyibo don bring advance things now we dey forget old things, that one non work na, we forget our own Made and run follow another people made, how you see that kind thing..
You see the Old Lamp Lighter? There is one effect i love about it. If you can remember very well those days if you want to pure kerosine inside the Lighter (Gbagala), you remember that effect that will comes up? Omg i want someone to gist us more about... If you are the fan to Old fashion things.