Wednesday, 19 December 2012
Dem Don Talk Say Pupils Want Condoms In All Schools
Omg Is This Beauty?
Tuesday, 18 December 2012
9ja News: Pipeline Fire Don Kill Many People in Lagos
Today na one vandalised pilpeline site wen dey for Lagos. Them say some group of gang go steal Oil, wey the number of gallon wen dey steal was yet to be ascertained as for yesterday wey be Tuesday.
The Recent Happened Accident In Delta State (Pictures)
Monday, 17 December 2012
Only A Car Can Solve My Problem-a Young Man
I saw and heard and experienced what i had never experience in life today, just in front of my office a young man was standing beside the road side opposite my office, He had been there for the past 4hours and no body movement.
Well i was like is this guy normal? So i got moved to as a lady that was there unfortunately the lady know much about him, and the only problem i got there was * the lady don't his name*
The lady said,
The young had lost his sense since his car was been snatched from him @ Benin express way, and all the places he had been taken to he always say Car is my problem if i can get a car I will be okay, says the Young man.
Waje don covers december issue of TW magazine
Saturday, 15 December 2012
Benitez Don Sing Glory For Chelsea
Police Don Arrest Eight Poachers
This people are Petrus manetsa, April Shimy Molthoki, Jan Kgosoane Botlholo, Lesiba Joel, Letsoalo, Marko Cele, Olaholo Mario Moiotcha, David Baloyi, and Joseph William Chitlhangu.
Friday, 14 December 2012
Kenya Marks 49th Jamhuri Day (Pictures)
It was all fun and a memorial Day of Kenya. Hit the read more to see more pictures from this event.
Thursday, 13 December 2012
Justin Bieber Planned By killer
Delta State Govt. Controls Traffic In Asaba
Governor Emmanuel Uduaghan of delta state controlling traffic at Inter Bua Round About,
Facebook CEO Ask Nigeria President Goodluck Jonathan To Leave Facebook
President Goodluck Leave Facebook
Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg has asked Nigeria’s President, Goodluck Jonathan to move his Facebook fanpage to either Hi5 or Myspace, despite having over 700,000+ fans on the world’s most popular social networkI Can't Laugh
heheh!!! Lols :P :D This is serious o! lolz President Goodluck Jonathan you don't have any choice here is been said by the CEO & Founder of the leading leading social network facebook.com. Dem say make you park o.. this one no be fuel subsidy o! Na joke!!!.. no go back do another one o Ogus BabaHaha Akpos and His Wife- Funny Joke
Jokes: Akpos sent a text to his wife last night,
“Hi babe I’m at the pub with some lads, please try and wash all my dirty clothes and make sure you prepare my favourite dish before I return.”
(50 minutes later)
Akpos sent another text, “Babe I forgot to tell you that I got an increase in my salary at the end of the month I’m getting you a new car”
She text back immediately,
“Omg really?” icon biggrin jokes
Akpos replied,”No I just wanted to make sure you got my first message.”…
Ogus Baba, Basket Mouth,Bovi And Akpos Secondary School Food Formation- Funny Comedy
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| Joint Corner After Long Break |
today i go just take una back to those days, way back to Secondary school, meh those days i know some people here rough handle things pass me but i will non agree for you cos that time na Don Small them dey call, i DON for everything, babe mata o, School Runs o, Teachers Beating, Wickedness o, infact i badt that time so there is no way you go tell me say your pass my own.
Chelsea Fans make e non too pain Us non be we dey do am now, Up Blues Cha!
The tori After the Cut :P
Wednesday, 12 December 2012
Hmm Dem Don Catch Davido With Babe For Bed O!!
Funny Cat Jokes
Mother told, ” It is good sign and fortune to see a white big cat.”
Daughter replied, “Yes fortune is that it has eaten all of your foods.”
Friday, 7 December 2012
Laffing Mata Weekend With Ogus Baba - Funny
my updates, well, I thank yous for the comments on on my previous quack write up.
But today lets have some fun cos' its whole lots different thing,
I want you guys to know something about me.. I am not that educated ooo :P that is why i keep on using
One English, what i want is don't get upset wit my English LWKMD.
I keep on telling people that we Nigerians are great o! even our president confirmed it. Imagine,
Twenty Four hours After United States concluded the Presidential election. The winner Mr Barack Obama is celebrating his victory.
The Nigerian President has just arrived, the United state with his entourage to congratulate him.
"This is really a surprise" said Obama to the Nigerian President"American are advanced, they know the results immediately after the election"
Nigerian President: We Nigerians are more advanced, we always know the result even before the election". LWKMD
We Nigerian's are too good abeg, shu! wen foriegn people dey use LMAO, WAS, LOL and lots more we Nigerian's we dey follow em dey happy say dem do big thing, of which we can do beta than dem, why not check out this list?
OYO - ON YOUR OWN
BBIAB = Be Back In A Bit.
LWKM - Laugh wan kill me
LWKMD - Laugh wan kill me die
MIDG - make i dey go
WGYL - we go yarn later
IGA - I gbadun am
ICS - I can't shout
DJM - Don't jealous me
WBDM - Who born d maga
UDC - U de craze
NUS - Na u sabi
WSU - who send u
OSABZ - over sabi
ITK - I too know
WDH - wetin dey happen
NDH - nutin dey happen
FMJ - free me jo
BBP - bad bele people
HUD - how u dey
WKP - waka pass
BBG - baby girl
KKL - Kokolette
MML - mamalette
GFF- Gbono fe le fe le (e.g., she GFF)
NTT - Na true talk
IKU - It koncain u?
NDM - no dull me
LGT - let's goo there
IFSA - I for slap am
IGDO - I go die o
YB - Yess boss
NLT - No long thing
2GB - 2 gbaski (e.g., the song 2GB!)
CWJ - carry waka jorh
WBYO - wetin be your own
U2D - U 2 do
U2DV - U 2 dey vex
MKG - maka gini?
WSDP - who send dem papa
INS - i no send
INFS - i no fit shout
WWY - who wan yarn
NBST - no be small thing
NWO - na wah oooooo
NMA - no mind am
MIHW - make i hear word
NBL - no be lie
NB? - na beans?
WD - wetin dey
UNGKM - u no go kill me
O2S - omo 2 sexy
OW2G jor- Omo we 2 gud, cnt you see it? we are not lacking anything, we go show em say we non dey laff for 9ja since our Press don first show am out for USA so abi wetin una tink na.?
After all na Joke i dey, if u like carry am for head, afterall i don talk my own.
I still remain Ogus Baba NDM- Notin Do Me.
Follow me @IamOgusBaba
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