*If 2face advertise contraceptives, no buy am, na fake.
*If Akala sells bleaching cream, abeg rush am, na Original.
*If Dame Jonathandey teach English Language, abeg comot your child from that school, it is highly dangerous.
*If Arsenal see an open net chance, don't panic bcos na Van Persie.
*If armed robbers visit Emirate Stadium, they won't go to the trophy room becoz no recent trophies.



















