Kidnappers Released ESUT VC

Reports have emerged from an online news website that the kidnapped Vice Chancellor, Enugu State University of Science and Technology, (ESUT)Cyprian Onyeji, has been released.

VC was released Friday morning.
Professor Cyprian Onyeji, was kidnapped by gun men who shot his police escort.The VC was taken at the university gate by the gunmen who had reportedly been stationed outside.

Na God!!

Rita Ora Feels Like Beyonce Knowles' Sister

Rita Ora feels like Beyonce Knowles' ''little sister'' and is grateful for the support she receives from the singing superstar and her husband Jay-Z.

The 21-year-old singer is signed to Jay-Z's Roc Nation label and is grateful for the support she receives from him and his wife.

She said: ''Jay-Z made me feel really relaxed but at the same time, he made me realise I had loads of work to do. He's been doing this for years and I've just started. I just Hope my career can be as successful as his. He's my musical idol.
''Beyonce told me, 'Be yourself because we like being around you.' I guess I'm like the little sister.''

Rita releases her debut album, 'ORA', next week and the 'R.I.P.' hitmaker admits she is ''nervous'' about people's reactions.

She said: ''I'm nervous about it coming out. I think people will like it. I Hope so anyway.''

One thing the blonde star Hopes about her album is that it will curb the constant comparisons with Rihanna.

She told Grazia magazine: ''It's an obvious and amazing comparison to make, but Hopefully when people hear my album they'll have more to talk about than that.'' Success  

HOD's new A/W ad reveals Beyoncé's Glastonbury stage look

Beyoncé and Tina Knowles unveil the campaign for their House of Deréon (HOD) autumn/winter 2012 collection. Shot by famed international celebrity and fashion photographer, Jean-Baptiste Mondino, the images feature the brand’s muse Beyoncé, wearing several key looks from the autumn/winter ’12 collection.

The much anticipated fall/winter collection was inspired by Beyoncé’s historic performance at the Glastonbury Music Festival last year.

The autumn delivery is focused around the ‘boho-inspired girl who attends the festival and includes floor length skirts, casual jersey tops paired with denim that is an homage to the alternative rock bands, their music and eclectic sense of style.

For winter, the inspiration is more focused around Beyoncé’s Glastonbury stage look. This delivery features sequined styles and an intensified color palette that uses strong shades of ruby and amethyst ground with black to create a bold, exciting fashion statement that evokes a luxe party theme and speaks to a rocker in all of us.

Brand co-founder, creative director and designer Tina Knowles said, “I am so excited about this autumn and winter ad campaign. The images of Beyoncé are amazing and we had a lot of fun using the festival experience as our inspiration.

"Like music, fashion has a universal appeal and we look forward to hearing the consumer’s reaction to the new campaign and to the collection.

Source: fibre2fashion

Goldie I can marry Prezzo

Kenyan rapper, Prezzo whose real name is Jackson Ngechu Makini on Wednesday confessed his feelings for his former housemate in the just concluded Big Brother Africa stargame, Goldie Harvey saying one of his missions in Nigeria is to see her.

 “In all honesty, I cared about her and she cared about me. In that house, you don’t know what to expect. With God on my side I pray everything works out well"
In an interviewed with his fans said at first he came to the Big Brother House as a personal, on the road he said he developed feelings for Goldie.

Na Big Brother Africa they bring this one so? eh eh I open my eye dey watch.

Rukky Sanda donates and Tonto Dikeh one million naira to Funmi Lawal

Two Nigerian actresses, Tonto Dikeh and Rukky Sanda announced a donation amounting to One million Naira today to help Funmi Lawal,the law graduate who has cancer get proper medical attention.

Tonto Dike made her donation through her Tonto Dike foundation. Rukky Sanda also gave her financial support.

Thousands Throng Nima To Celebrate Mtn-Salafest

Thousands of Muslims and non Muslims turned up on the Nima Highway last Sunday to celebrate the end of Ramadan with a major street festival dubbed “Salafest”. “Salafest” which was initiated by VIBE 91.9 FM in 1998 with support from the Ayawaso Council of Chiefs has now grown into one of the biggest festivals in the sub-region.

This year’s event had participants from Nigeria, Guinea, Mali, Niger and Chad participating during a spectacular recreation and show of culture.
The procession that lasted for concerning 2 hours had Chiefs on horse back magicians, ancient drummers still as some politicians on horse back adapting their messages through cultural displays.

Warri Man And His Family - Laugh

Hafa? how una dey?
Seriously, come to think of it base on tradition, in those days things where not like this, unlike nowadays everything is changing if you ask them they will be saying Modern World. How you go feel if you see you daughter or Son doing something you don't like and you tell He or She,
Obus or Rose, i don't like what you are doing,  stop it:
and he or she reply, mum/dad please.. get it off we are in the modern world now, ain't you see we look good like this? that one na question oh!.

SO i keep telling people that we dey do am wrong, ok take a look at this,
There is this my Neigbour, He's a constructing engr. who constructed one of the bridge in my area at warri, can you believe say the man dey caution his family say make dem cross that bridge wen him just constructed. it goes like this,
Man- Mama Junior/junior
They both answered - Eh!
Man- shebi una know say i love una wel wel
They both answered - Yes Daddy...
Man- Ok! Abeg i take God beg una that bridge wen i just finished constructing at Yanga Market so,
They both answered Yes...
Man - e non too strong, i know say i buy car for you if u won go Robinson Plaza abeg non take that bridge way, take that one wey dey Airport road so, abeg i non won hear say una go die for there oh.
They Both Answered - But daddy dat one na long way na
Junior - oh dad, but we are in a modern world now na, me won see your hand work jor mum if you won take me go school 2moro please lets cross dad's new constructed bridge lets check if he really know the work..
Mama Junior - Yes my son me too i wat to see too.
Man- See Sicilian my wife abeg junior my son make una non pass there oh e go kill person oh!...

Seriously How una see that kind thing? if dem ask dem now they will be saying modern world, make i come hear that from one of my pikin him no go see wetin i go do to am dat day.. 

Arsenal Must Go - Funny

I keep on telling u guys dat AIDS is real but there are people that spread it no matter the danger. Let me tell you the full meaning of AIDS: Arsenal Is Dropping Slowly. Thanks to our powerful scientist, Sir Alex Ferguson. He created an antiviral drug at University of Old Trafford with other research team members like Dr. Rooney, Dr. Nani and the rest. I talk am say wetin i go use Arsenal Fans eye see eh this is just the beginning.
After-all na Joke i dey, Shebi you know?

OBJ Photo Mate - Lolz

Classification

Seriously come to think of it what are the differences between this two guys? well this classification matched each other, lets assume the Gorila is angry and the boss in classification is also angry them you must know, They are alike.

Funny

lolz, i won laugh kill my self when i classify myself.. Can you please rate this guys

Tweet Of The Day - Mike Obi

We dey see you bro, unlike Ar...se i non talk am finish make e non be, you know na...

Bras Exporter - Comedy

Meh this is business. Person wey say ma water no go boil, they no go sell stove 4 their
area. I Just came back from Kotonu as an importer, exporter and general merchandise of bras. I get size A to Z. Even if na d bra wey I fit wear, e dey. Guys, no b only wen u giv ur babe
car key, them go know say u luv her. Buy dis bra for her meaning u did a fantastic discovery
during your last session with her. Home delivery dey just 2 show u dat me business dey serious.

Lolz i can't laugh jare na wetin..

Top 7 Wowo Nigeria Comedian's List

Good day Ladies and Gentle men, How you today (una don chop today?) like this so eh forget talk give yoyo  platain, Base on tradition, come to think of think, seriously on a serious note American Comedian are better off than Nigerian Comedians.

Ogus Baba

Why i talk like that? seriously if you see all this American comedian suit up you go like them but make Nigerian Comedian suit up heaven and earth you non go see different, neva laugh o i non go too talk today because dem say na people wen get Big head and mouth dey talk people like my Brother Comedian AKA Basket Mouth, No try am oo that guy fit talk from today till next generation.

Ask Basket Mouth

Ogus Baba :- Basket Mouth
Basket Mouth :- Eh!
Ogus Baba :- Shey dat tin wen i talk for up so na lie?
Basket Mouth:- For where who talk am say na lie? No be Lie oo I fit talk from today eh mstcheeew fit reach another world wen baba God go create..
Ogus Baba :- Hey stop it simple question Yes or No you won start put your own.

Ogus Baba Continue

So as we dey talk before that urgly boy interrupted. Come to think of it all american comedian fine pass all Nigerian Comedian both female and male.. I Thank God say i non go talk too much as i have Photo backups for my talk. what i am trying to say which American Comedian you won use compare with Basket Mouth/ As Basket mouth non dey make me rest of his Handsomeness and for my mind i dey laff am say him wen be like monkey, Me sef wen mange handsome small neva boast say i handsome him wen be like monkey na him come dey make noise.

Compare List

I what you to do me a favour a compare this photos. lolz..
See as they wowo take Gud at Them what do you think?
Are Dey Not Urgly?

A.Y

By Far this is the most ugless person i have ever seen in this world no qualifications for him everything animals and humans know him as father of big eye.

Imagine, One day like dis wen dem dey give news for Silver Bird Television (STV) Na e dem mention one program Say na A.Y Show hmm na my pet dey gist me so o as i come na i ask my pet say wetin dem just talk for STV now.,

My Pet :- Dem Say weda na one program dey do do say na A.Y Show na dem show one one guy with Big Eye Say na Him get d show

Ogus Baba :- Big Eye? I just knw say na dat wowo boy A.Y dem talk so.. 

Come to think of it this guy fit scare person fo night with this his big eye oo.

Preference Of Wowo

Introduction To Wowo

Basket Mouth
Monkey o, I non know why dis guy dey appear for everything on my lsit,
Monkies :- Leave am o! na our father be dat o we call am Father of Monkies in Monkey Kingdom
Ogus Baba :- Abeg make una vex, him belong sef no difference among una selves carry am go.
Monkies  :- Thank God Say u Know







I Go Die
OMG! why you create dis kind people for this earth na dem non belong jor shu person go wowo so te fowl sef feel am imagine one day wen my guy dey buzz for street as him dey waka dey go so him non know say Fowls sef know say this guy wowo and dey start monking the guy o
Fowls:- See am, wen him wowo finish so who follow am dey waka so if na like dem Eddie murphy now we go dey run follow dey but God catch you ..
I Go Die :- No be una fault i non blame una na Baba God  wen put me for dis condition
Fowls :- Lolz so him even get mouth to dey talk self. wowo boy.

 Basic Of Wowo

Gordon's
Gordon's is the most urgly Human being i have ever seen... Make him non deceive una o if i tell you say Gordons wowo for everyting Him voice be like Goat own na e make am dey do like goat at times so no be him fault because na everytime him dey complain give baba God..

Servant Of Wowo

Seyi Law
This Guy is Cute to Wowoness hehe i like dis guy so te only call me for fone say Ogus Baba i say Eh I non be like others wen non fine but dem dey form say dem fine... Som times sef if i look mirror e go be like say make i vex break the mirror... Abeg I non fine jor

Chief Wowo

Omo Baba
See war b4 i won forget King of wowo A.K.A Omo Baba. This guy wowo so te wen baba God dey create am.. Lolz Guess What? Baba God Tire for him Creation lolz dis guy over wowo.. I present To you The King Of  Wowo

King Of Wowo

Ogus Baba
Na me fine pass self.. check me out.

Handsome Guy

Open Joke Of The Day

Make Laugh Small before the days Anointing, Base on tradition come to think of, if na you wetin you go do? A Pastor was preaching in a Church and he said "I am a child of God and if a child of God die he or she will go to Heaven" Unfortunately a man with an AK47 ran into the Church and pointed the gun at the congregation saying who is a child of God here Let me send him to Heaven?.
The congregation kept silent he then fired a shot at the roof.
Congregation:- "it's the Pastor! He always says that he is a child of God".
Pastor:- What type of conspiracy is this?, Everyone here knows that am the son of Okechukwu and the grandson of Okeke, so what is my business with God, 'abeg if na play make una stop am!... Lmao..

Joke Of The Day - Nigerians Conversation

Only Nigerians Can Have A Full Conversation With Just Questions!

DELE: my guy, how far?
EMEKA: wetin dey hapen?
DELE: why you just dey call me now?
EMEKA: you buy me credit?
DELE: dis one wey u call so, u wan show?
EMEKA:where you dey?
DELE: you sabi pius' place? EMEKA: make we block there?
DELE: u wan make we block for another place?
 EMEKA: you get doh?
DELE: wetin u wan take money do?
EMEKA: we no suppose to drink?
DELE: na me born you?
EMEKA: no be you be my chairman?
 DELE: abi cr*ze dey log onto u? Na my doh u go use maintain?
EMEKA: before nko?
DELE: u serious, abi u dey play?
EMEKA: bros,wetin u think?
DELE:so u know really hold change eh? And u wan drink? U no dey shame?
EMEKA:bros, which ones na? Na change for beer dey cause diz kind yarn?
DELE:before nko?.

Funny Photo Of The Day

Apkos How Far Shey Mama Don Cook For House?

2012/2013 NDU 1st & 2nd List of Admitted students has been uploaded.

This is to notify, that the 2012/2013 NDU 1st and 2nd List of Admitted students has fully been released. To check your Admission Status kindly logon to the school online portal website.
Goto : http://www.ndu.ac
Requirement 
You only need your Jamb Reg No. and you are good to go..
logon to the school official site and check yours now..

Good luck
As Ogus Baba wishes you best of luck and don't hesitate to come and tell us your wonderful news.

Samuel Adeboyega University Vice Chancellor, Professor Adedoyin Died At 60

University- Vice Chancellor of Samuel Adegboyega University, which is located in Ogwa, Edo State Nigeria, is Dead.

The educational institution Authority of SAU regret to announce the death of her Foundation Vice-Chancellor, Professor Samson Folawunmi Adedoyin, aged 60.
Professor Samson died on Monday 20th, August 2012.
Professor Adedoyin, a renowned Professor of Agriculture Extension, was appointed Vice-Chancellor of the private University, owned by the Apostolic Church, LAWNA Territory, Nigeria, in June 2011.

Professor Adedoyin was at various times the Provost of the College of Agriculture of Osun State University, Osogbo and also of Olabisi Onabanjo University, located in Ago-Iwoye.
The Burial arrangements of the great professor will soon be announced later.
May his soul rest in the bosom of the Lord.

Adeleke Adeboye.
Samuel Adeboyega University Registrar.

University Nigeria Nsukka Direct Entry Post Utme 2012/2013 Is Now Out Check Yours Now

 University- University of Nigeria Nsukka, popularly known as UNN has just released her post utme result of the exercise which was written on the 16th of this month.

The post utme (Post DE) screening examination is for candidates seeking admission into the 2012/2013 UNN academic institution through direct entry.

Please note that all the University of Nigeria, Nsukka, Direct Entry candidate who took part in the examination are hereby informed that the result of the exercise has officially been released by the educational institution.

Latest information about the UNN result is that the result was recently released and can be access by the members of public.

Procedures On How To Check The 2012/2013 UNN post Direct Entry Result.

please, follow the procedures which are divided into 7steps below to check your result immediately.

• Visit the university official website by clicking here. www.portal.unn.edu.ng

•  Note that when the above webpage has load up on your computer, Click on the Undergraduate Portal tab.

•  Then Read the page carefully and click on the Accept button.

• When it opens up on your computer screen, Enter your Jamb Registration Number .

• Then Enter your Access code, and select DE.

•  Then Click on the LOGIN button and you are good to go.

Best of Luck

2012/2013 Adekunle Ajasin University, Akungba (AAUA) Result

University- Adekunle Ajasin University Akungba, famously known as AAUA, which is locade in Ondo state, Nigeria, has just announced that an exact number of 14,600 candidates out of the 18,000 candidates who participated in the 2012/2013 Adekunle Ajasin University post utme screening exercise scored below 40 marks at the examination, with the University carrying capacity is estimated to be around 3,000 admission spaces, with 18,000 candidates who sat for examination?
WIERD.

The Adekunle Ajasin University Post Utme screening exercise which was written on the 13th of August 2012 to the 17th of August 2012, at the educational institution campus ground,and results were made available some days ago.
If you are yet to check your AAUA 2012/2013 Post utme result, you can do that by clicking the link below.
adekunleajasinuniversity.edu.ng

Adekunle Ajasin University, Akungba (AAUA) 2012/2013 Admission Cut Off Marks.

The Cut off marks for admission into the Adekunle Ajasin University Akungba (AAUA) ondo state, which is for the 2012/2013 academic session has not been made public yet.
However, we are publishing the AAUA 2011/2012 Admission Cut-off mark, this will allow you to know your chance of been admitted.
we however believed that this years cut-off marks would be a little bit lower compared to that of the 2011, as a result of poor performance in the AAUA 2012/2013 Post Utme Examination.

AAUA Departmental Cut Off Mark For 2011/2012 Session.
This is divided as shown below:
COURSE | CATCHMENT | MERIT
Biochemistry | 50 | 53
Industrial Chemistry | 47 | 49
political science | 53 | 55
public admin | 55 | 60
banking and finance | 56 | 56
mass com | 58 | 63
business admin | 58 | 59

2012/2013 OOU Cut Off Marks for Admission Has Been Released.

University, Olabisi Onabanjo University has just released her official cut off marks that will determine Admission into the 2012/2013 Academic Session.

Please, candidates should Feel free to check the cut-off mark below and share the information with their friends on facebook and twitter using the above share buttons.


Please note that the cut-off marks have been released for all departments and is structure as shown below:
For each faculty represented below, the first two set of numbers represents the cut off mark for her 1st Choice candidates,
(Indigene then Non-Indigene)
while the last 2 set of numbers represents candidates who has chosen OOU as their 2nd Choice.
(Indigene then Non-Indigene)respectively.


FACULTY OF ART ENGLISH. 43.25| 55.63| 53.38| 64.38

PERFORMING ARTS.
46.25| 50.63| 51.13| 59.38

HISTORY AND DIPLOMATIC STUDIES.
40| 46.63| 45| 56|

PHILOSOPHY.
40| 48| 49.63| 62.88

YORUBA.
50.13| 50.13| 50.13| 50.13

ISLAMIC STUDIES:
40| 40| 40| 40

FACULTY OF BASIC MEDICAL SCIENCE BIOCHEMISTRY:
40| 54| 50| 62

FACULTY OF SCIENCE MICROBIOLOGY:
44| 59| 60| 62

COMPUTER SCIENCE:
43| 60| 62| 65

MATHEMATICS:
40| 40| 40| 46

STATISTICS:
40| 40| 40| 40

CHEMISTRY:
40| 40| 40| 40

INDUSTRIAL CHEMISTRY:
40| 40| 40| 40

PHYSICS:
40| 40| 40| 40

EARTH SCIENCE (GEOLOGY):
40| 40| 40| 40

GEOGRAPHY AND REGIONAL PLANNING:
40| 40| 40| 40

PLANT SCIENCE:
40| 40| 40| 40

APPLIED ZOOLOGY:
40| 40| 40| 40

FACULTY OF SOCIAL AND MANAGEMENT SCIENCES ACCOUNTING:
55.75| 62.63| 63.75| 66.13

BANKING AND FINANCE:
43.63| 54.64| 59.38| 65.13

BUSINESS ADMINISTRATION:
58.25| 61.63| 63.25| 66

ECONOMICS:
44.88| 55.38| 57.63| 66.13

POLITICAL SCIENCE:
45.5| 56.88| 58.35| 68.25

PUBLIC ADMINISTRATION:
49.88| 52.75| 51| 64.5

GEOGRAPHY AND REGIONAL PLANNING:
40| 46.75| 56.75| 53.75

INDUSTRIAL AND LABOUR RELATIONS:
40| 55| 52.25| N/A

MASS COMMUNICATION:
48.13| 57| 56.75| 65.13

PSYCHOLOGY:
40| 52.5| 46| 61.25

SOCIOLOGY:
40| 40| 55.88| 65.5

TRANSPORT PLANNING AND MANAGEMENT:
40| 40| 55.38| 52


EDUCATION ACCOUNTING/EDUCATION:
40| 40| 40| 40

ECONOMICS/EDUCATION:
40| 40| 40| 40
BUSINESS ADMINISTRATION/EDUCATION:
40 40 40 40
POLITICAL SCIENCE/EDUCATION:
40 40 40 40
SOCIAL STUDIES/EDUCATION:
40 40 40 40
MATHEMATICS/EDUCATION:
40 40 40 40
COMPUTER SCIENCE/EDUCATION:
40 40 40 40
CHEMISTRY/EDUCATION:
40 40 40 40
BIOLOGY/EDUCATION:
40 40 40 40
BUSINESS/EDUCATION:
40 40 40 40
SECRETARIAL EDUCATION:
40 40 40 40
NURSARY AND PRIMARY EDUCATION:
40 40 40 40
ENGLISH/EDUCATION:
40 40 40 40
GUIDANCE AND COUSELLING EDUCATION:
40 40 40 40
HISTORY/EDUCATION:
40 40 40 40,
PHYSICS/EDUCATION:
40 40 40 40
HEALTH EDUCATION:
40 40 40 40
SPORTS SCIENCE EDUCATION:
40 40 40 40
COLLEGE OF ENGINEERING AGRICULTURAL ENGINEERING:
40 55.63 40 55.63
ARCHITECTURE:
40 48.88 54.5 48.88
COMPUTER ENGINEERING:
40 56.73 59.38 67.5
FINE AND APPLIED ARTS:
40 40 40 40
MECHANICAL ENGINEERING:
40 52.25 57.63 60.25
URBAN AND REGIONAL PLANNING:
40 40 40 60.5
ELECTRICAL ELECTRONICS:
40 40 40 40
FACULTY OF LAW:
51.75 58.13 59.13 63.88
OACHS MEDICINE:
61.3 64.4 63 64.4
FACULTY OF PHARMACY PHARMACY:
58.53 63.88 62.63 66.88
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Mapoly 2nd Batch Post Utme Result Has Been Released For 2012/2013 Academic Session Check Yours Now

Moshood Abiola Polytechnic (popularly known as Mapoly) who took part in the 2012/2013 post utme screeningexercise which was written earlier august, that the Result for the Mapoly 2012/2013 result for Seat NOS 0001-8340 consisting of both first and second batch applicants has finally been released.

Note that all applicant who participated in the 2012/2013 MAPOLY screening exercise for both First and Second batch can now check their results byfollowing the steps given below:

How To Check Your 2012/2013 Mapoly Post Utme Result.

Visit the Mapoly official website by clicking the link below:
Click Here


 Now when the web-page loads up, Log in and go to your Application Area to check your Result.
Best of luck

Funny Photo Of The Day

2012/2013 Waec Result Checking Problem Solved

Problem checking WAEC Result solved, If you are having problem checking 2012/2013 West Africa Examination Council (WAEC) Result on your computer, well you are on the right track.

You need ip to access the Waec office website, there are lots of ways to get free ip on the internet,

now goto www.google.com and search for USA or UK Ip list, on the first #1result click on it copy the ip and its port, now locate option on your browser if you are using mozila firefox fine.. Tips for Ip make sure u copy a high speed and connection time Ip, Brasil Ip is good.

Tools--->Options--->Advanced--->Network--->Settings and paste the copy ip and the port on the space provided for it,

Now save. Now goto www.waecdirect.org  and fill in the require details, then you are good to go..

Best of Luck...

2012/2013 Kaduna Polytechnic Post Utme Result Has Been Released. Check Yourself It Easy

Kadply Post Utme result is finally out to check yours kindly go through this simple way.

Goto kadunapolytechnic.edu.ng

When the above kadpoly website has load up on your computer screen, do the following. Enter Your Jamb Registration Number into the blank box provided and then click Check Post Utme Scores. Now you are good to go, Your result score will be display on the computer screen Best of luck

2012/2013 Niger Delta University Admission List Has Been Released. Click here to check yours

This is to inform the Nigeria Students And Prospective students of NDU, that the educational institution, having completed all the screening processes and made post utme results available to candidates,

the Niger Delta University (NDU) has released the first batch of the 2012/2013 admission list and all candidates who participated in the examination can now check the admission status.

The Niger Delta University admission list cuts through various departments in the university. The result, which is now accessible, candidates can now checked their result from the school official web portal by clicking the link below:

Click Here To Check Your NDU result