Bras Exporter - Comedy

Meh this is business. Person wey say ma water no go boil, they no go sell stove 4 their
area. I Just came back from Kotonu as an importer, exporter and general merchandise of bras. I get size A to Z. Even if na d bra wey I fit wear, e dey. Guys, no b only wen u giv ur babe
car key, them go know say u luv her. Buy dis bra for her meaning u did a fantastic discovery
during your last session with her. Home delivery dey just 2 show u dat me business dey serious.

Lolz i can't laugh jare na wetin..

Top 7 Wowo Nigeria Comedian's List

Good day Ladies and Gentle men, How you today (una don chop today?) like this so eh forget talk give yoyo  platain, Base on tradition, come to think of think, seriously on a serious note American Comedian are better off than Nigerian Comedians.

Ogus Baba

Why i talk like that? seriously if you see all this American comedian suit up you go like them but make Nigerian Comedian suit up heaven and earth you non go see different, neva laugh o i non go too talk today because dem say na people wen get Big head and mouth dey talk people like my Brother Comedian AKA Basket Mouth, No try am oo that guy fit talk from today till next generation.

Ask Basket Mouth

Ogus Baba :- Basket Mouth
Basket Mouth :- Eh!
Ogus Baba :- Shey dat tin wen i talk for up so na lie?
Basket Mouth:- For where who talk am say na lie? No be Lie oo I fit talk from today eh mstcheeew fit reach another world wen baba God go create..
Ogus Baba :- Hey stop it simple question Yes or No you won start put your own.

Ogus Baba Continue

So as we dey talk before that urgly boy interrupted. Come to think of it all american comedian fine pass all Nigerian Comedian both female and male.. I Thank God say i non go talk too much as i have Photo backups for my talk. what i am trying to say which American Comedian you won use compare with Basket Mouth/ As Basket mouth non dey make me rest of his Handsomeness and for my mind i dey laff am say him wen be like monkey, Me sef wen mange handsome small neva boast say i handsome him wen be like monkey na him come dey make noise.

Compare List

I what you to do me a favour a compare this photos. lolz..
See as they wowo take Gud at Them what do you think?
Are Dey Not Urgly?

A.Y

By Far this is the most ugless person i have ever seen in this world no qualifications for him everything animals and humans know him as father of big eye.

Imagine, One day like dis wen dem dey give news for Silver Bird Television (STV) Na e dem mention one program Say na A.Y Show hmm na my pet dey gist me so o as i come na i ask my pet say wetin dem just talk for STV now.,

My Pet :- Dem Say weda na one program dey do do say na A.Y Show na dem show one one guy with Big Eye Say na Him get d show

Ogus Baba :- Big Eye? I just knw say na dat wowo boy A.Y dem talk so.. 

Come to think of it this guy fit scare person fo night with this his big eye oo.

Preference Of Wowo

Introduction To Wowo

Basket Mouth
Monkey o, I non know why dis guy dey appear for everything on my lsit,
Monkies :- Leave am o! na our father be dat o we call am Father of Monkies in Monkey Kingdom
Ogus Baba :- Abeg make una vex, him belong sef no difference among una selves carry am go.
Monkies  :- Thank God Say u Know







I Go Die
OMG! why you create dis kind people for this earth na dem non belong jor shu person go wowo so te fowl sef feel am imagine one day wen my guy dey buzz for street as him dey waka dey go so him non know say Fowls sef know say this guy wowo and dey start monking the guy o
Fowls:- See am, wen him wowo finish so who follow am dey waka so if na like dem Eddie murphy now we go dey run follow dey but God catch you ..
I Go Die :- No be una fault i non blame una na Baba God  wen put me for dis condition
Fowls :- Lolz so him even get mouth to dey talk self. wowo boy.

 Basic Of Wowo

Gordon's
Gordon's is the most urgly Human being i have ever seen... Make him non deceive una o if i tell you say Gordons wowo for everyting Him voice be like Goat own na e make am dey do like goat at times so no be him fault because na everytime him dey complain give baba God..

Servant Of Wowo

Seyi Law
This Guy is Cute to Wowoness hehe i like dis guy so te only call me for fone say Ogus Baba i say Eh I non be like others wen non fine but dem dey form say dem fine... Som times sef if i look mirror e go be like say make i vex break the mirror... Abeg I non fine jor

Chief Wowo

Omo Baba
See war b4 i won forget King of wowo A.K.A Omo Baba. This guy wowo so te wen baba God dey create am.. Lolz Guess What? Baba God Tire for him Creation lolz dis guy over wowo.. I present To you The King Of  Wowo

King Of Wowo

Ogus Baba
Na me fine pass self.. check me out.

Handsome Guy

Open Joke Of The Day

Make Laugh Small before the days Anointing, Base on tradition come to think of, if na you wetin you go do? A Pastor was preaching in a Church and he said "I am a child of God and if a child of God die he or she will go to Heaven" Unfortunately a man with an AK47 ran into the Church and pointed the gun at the congregation saying who is a child of God here Let me send him to Heaven?.
The congregation kept silent he then fired a shot at the roof.
Congregation:- "it's the Pastor! He always says that he is a child of God".
Pastor:- What type of conspiracy is this?, Everyone here knows that am the son of Okechukwu and the grandson of Okeke, so what is my business with God, 'abeg if na play make una stop am!... Lmao..

Joke Of The Day - Nigerians Conversation

Only Nigerians Can Have A Full Conversation With Just Questions!

DELE: my guy, how far?
EMEKA: wetin dey hapen?
DELE: why you just dey call me now?
EMEKA: you buy me credit?
DELE: dis one wey u call so, u wan show?
EMEKA:where you dey?
DELE: you sabi pius' place? EMEKA: make we block there?
DELE: u wan make we block for another place?
 EMEKA: you get doh?
DELE: wetin u wan take money do?
EMEKA: we no suppose to drink?
DELE: na me born you?
EMEKA: no be you be my chairman?
 DELE: abi cr*ze dey log onto u? Na my doh u go use maintain?
EMEKA: before nko?
DELE: u serious, abi u dey play?
EMEKA: bros,wetin u think?
DELE:so u know really hold change eh? And u wan drink? U no dey shame?
EMEKA:bros, which ones na? Na change for beer dey cause diz kind yarn?
DELE:before nko?.

Funny Photo Of The Day

Apkos How Far Shey Mama Don Cook For House?

2012/2013 NDU 1st & 2nd List of Admitted students has been uploaded.

This is to notify, that the 2012/2013 NDU 1st and 2nd List of Admitted students has fully been released. To check your Admission Status kindly logon to the school online portal website.
Goto : http://www.ndu.ac
Requirement 
You only need your Jamb Reg No. and you are good to go..
logon to the school official site and check yours now..

Good luck
As Ogus Baba wishes you best of luck and don't hesitate to come and tell us your wonderful news.

Samuel Adeboyega University Vice Chancellor, Professor Adedoyin Died At 60

University- Vice Chancellor of Samuel Adegboyega University, which is located in Ogwa, Edo State Nigeria, is Dead.

The educational institution Authority of SAU regret to announce the death of her Foundation Vice-Chancellor, Professor Samson Folawunmi Adedoyin, aged 60.
Professor Samson died on Monday 20th, August 2012.
Professor Adedoyin, a renowned Professor of Agriculture Extension, was appointed Vice-Chancellor of the private University, owned by the Apostolic Church, LAWNA Territory, Nigeria, in June 2011.

Professor Adedoyin was at various times the Provost of the College of Agriculture of Osun State University, Osogbo and also of Olabisi Onabanjo University, located in Ago-Iwoye.
The Burial arrangements of the great professor will soon be announced later.
May his soul rest in the bosom of the Lord.

Adeleke Adeboye.
Samuel Adeboyega University Registrar.

University Nigeria Nsukka Direct Entry Post Utme 2012/2013 Is Now Out Check Yours Now

 University- University of Nigeria Nsukka, popularly known as UNN has just released her post utme result of the exercise which was written on the 16th of this month.

The post utme (Post DE) screening examination is for candidates seeking admission into the 2012/2013 UNN academic institution through direct entry.

Please note that all the University of Nigeria, Nsukka, Direct Entry candidate who took part in the examination are hereby informed that the result of the exercise has officially been released by the educational institution.

Latest information about the UNN result is that the result was recently released and can be access by the members of public.

Procedures On How To Check The 2012/2013 UNN post Direct Entry Result.

please, follow the procedures which are divided into 7steps below to check your result immediately.

• Visit the university official website by clicking here. www.portal.unn.edu.ng

•  Note that when the above webpage has load up on your computer, Click on the Undergraduate Portal tab.

•  Then Read the page carefully and click on the Accept button.

• When it opens up on your computer screen, Enter your Jamb Registration Number .

• Then Enter your Access code, and select DE.

•  Then Click on the LOGIN button and you are good to go.

Best of Luck

2012/2013 Adekunle Ajasin University, Akungba (AAUA) Result

University- Adekunle Ajasin University Akungba, famously known as AAUA, which is locade in Ondo state, Nigeria, has just announced that an exact number of 14,600 candidates out of the 18,000 candidates who participated in the 2012/2013 Adekunle Ajasin University post utme screening exercise scored below 40 marks at the examination, with the University carrying capacity is estimated to be around 3,000 admission spaces, with 18,000 candidates who sat for examination?
WIERD.

The Adekunle Ajasin University Post Utme screening exercise which was written on the 13th of August 2012 to the 17th of August 2012, at the educational institution campus ground,and results were made available some days ago.
If you are yet to check your AAUA 2012/2013 Post utme result, you can do that by clicking the link below.
adekunleajasinuniversity.edu.ng

Adekunle Ajasin University, Akungba (AAUA) 2012/2013 Admission Cut Off Marks.

The Cut off marks for admission into the Adekunle Ajasin University Akungba (AAUA) ondo state, which is for the 2012/2013 academic session has not been made public yet.
However, we are publishing the AAUA 2011/2012 Admission Cut-off mark, this will allow you to know your chance of been admitted.
we however believed that this years cut-off marks would be a little bit lower compared to that of the 2011, as a result of poor performance in the AAUA 2012/2013 Post Utme Examination.

AAUA Departmental Cut Off Mark For 2011/2012 Session.
This is divided as shown below:
COURSE | CATCHMENT | MERIT
Biochemistry | 50 | 53
Industrial Chemistry | 47 | 49
political science | 53 | 55
public admin | 55 | 60
banking and finance | 56 | 56
mass com | 58 | 63
business admin | 58 | 59

2012/2013 OOU Cut Off Marks for Admission Has Been Released.

University, Olabisi Onabanjo University has just released her official cut off marks that will determine Admission into the 2012/2013 Academic Session.

Please, candidates should Feel free to check the cut-off mark below and share the information with their friends on facebook and twitter using the above share buttons.


Please note that the cut-off marks have been released for all departments and is structure as shown below:
For each faculty represented below, the first two set of numbers represents the cut off mark for her 1st Choice candidates,
(Indigene then Non-Indigene)
while the last 2 set of numbers represents candidates who has chosen OOU as their 2nd Choice.
(Indigene then Non-Indigene)respectively.


FACULTY OF ART ENGLISH. 43.25| 55.63| 53.38| 64.38

PERFORMING ARTS.
46.25| 50.63| 51.13| 59.38

HISTORY AND DIPLOMATIC STUDIES.
40| 46.63| 45| 56|

PHILOSOPHY.
40| 48| 49.63| 62.88

YORUBA.
50.13| 50.13| 50.13| 50.13

ISLAMIC STUDIES:
40| 40| 40| 40

FACULTY OF BASIC MEDICAL SCIENCE BIOCHEMISTRY:
40| 54| 50| 62

FACULTY OF SCIENCE MICROBIOLOGY:
44| 59| 60| 62

COMPUTER SCIENCE:
43| 60| 62| 65

MATHEMATICS:
40| 40| 40| 46

STATISTICS:
40| 40| 40| 40

CHEMISTRY:
40| 40| 40| 40

INDUSTRIAL CHEMISTRY:
40| 40| 40| 40

PHYSICS:
40| 40| 40| 40

EARTH SCIENCE (GEOLOGY):
40| 40| 40| 40

GEOGRAPHY AND REGIONAL PLANNING:
40| 40| 40| 40

PLANT SCIENCE:
40| 40| 40| 40

APPLIED ZOOLOGY:
40| 40| 40| 40

FACULTY OF SOCIAL AND MANAGEMENT SCIENCES ACCOUNTING:
55.75| 62.63| 63.75| 66.13

BANKING AND FINANCE:
43.63| 54.64| 59.38| 65.13

BUSINESS ADMINISTRATION:
58.25| 61.63| 63.25| 66

ECONOMICS:
44.88| 55.38| 57.63| 66.13

POLITICAL SCIENCE:
45.5| 56.88| 58.35| 68.25

PUBLIC ADMINISTRATION:
49.88| 52.75| 51| 64.5

GEOGRAPHY AND REGIONAL PLANNING:
40| 46.75| 56.75| 53.75

INDUSTRIAL AND LABOUR RELATIONS:
40| 55| 52.25| N/A

MASS COMMUNICATION:
48.13| 57| 56.75| 65.13

PSYCHOLOGY:
40| 52.5| 46| 61.25

SOCIOLOGY:
40| 40| 55.88| 65.5

TRANSPORT PLANNING AND MANAGEMENT:
40| 40| 55.38| 52


EDUCATION ACCOUNTING/EDUCATION:
40| 40| 40| 40

ECONOMICS/EDUCATION:
40| 40| 40| 40
BUSINESS ADMINISTRATION/EDUCATION:
40 40 40 40
POLITICAL SCIENCE/EDUCATION:
40 40 40 40
SOCIAL STUDIES/EDUCATION:
40 40 40 40
MATHEMATICS/EDUCATION:
40 40 40 40
COMPUTER SCIENCE/EDUCATION:
40 40 40 40
CHEMISTRY/EDUCATION:
40 40 40 40
BIOLOGY/EDUCATION:
40 40 40 40
BUSINESS/EDUCATION:
40 40 40 40
SECRETARIAL EDUCATION:
40 40 40 40
NURSARY AND PRIMARY EDUCATION:
40 40 40 40
ENGLISH/EDUCATION:
40 40 40 40
GUIDANCE AND COUSELLING EDUCATION:
40 40 40 40
HISTORY/EDUCATION:
40 40 40 40,
PHYSICS/EDUCATION:
40 40 40 40
HEALTH EDUCATION:
40 40 40 40
SPORTS SCIENCE EDUCATION:
40 40 40 40
COLLEGE OF ENGINEERING AGRICULTURAL ENGINEERING:
40 55.63 40 55.63
ARCHITECTURE:
40 48.88 54.5 48.88
COMPUTER ENGINEERING:
40 56.73 59.38 67.5
FINE AND APPLIED ARTS:
40 40 40 40
MECHANICAL ENGINEERING:
40 52.25 57.63 60.25
URBAN AND REGIONAL PLANNING:
40 40 40 60.5
ELECTRICAL ELECTRONICS:
40 40 40 40
FACULTY OF LAW:
51.75 58.13 59.13 63.88
OACHS MEDICINE:
61.3 64.4 63 64.4
FACULTY OF PHARMACY PHARMACY:
58.53 63.88 62.63 66.88
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Mapoly 2nd Batch Post Utme Result Has Been Released For 2012/2013 Academic Session Check Yours Now

Moshood Abiola Polytechnic (popularly known as Mapoly) who took part in the 2012/2013 post utme screeningexercise which was written earlier august, that the Result for the Mapoly 2012/2013 result for Seat NOS 0001-8340 consisting of both first and second batch applicants has finally been released.

Note that all applicant who participated in the 2012/2013 MAPOLY screening exercise for both First and Second batch can now check their results byfollowing the steps given below:

How To Check Your 2012/2013 Mapoly Post Utme Result.

Visit the Mapoly official website by clicking the link below:
Click Here


 Now when the web-page loads up, Log in and go to your Application Area to check your Result.
Best of luck

Funny Photo Of The Day

2012/2013 Waec Result Checking Problem Solved

Problem checking WAEC Result solved, If you are having problem checking 2012/2013 West Africa Examination Council (WAEC) Result on your computer, well you are on the right track.

You need ip to access the Waec office website, there are lots of ways to get free ip on the internet,

now goto www.google.com and search for USA or UK Ip list, on the first #1result click on it copy the ip and its port, now locate option on your browser if you are using mozila firefox fine.. Tips for Ip make sure u copy a high speed and connection time Ip, Brasil Ip is good.

Tools--->Options--->Advanced--->Network--->Settings and paste the copy ip and the port on the space provided for it,

Now save. Now goto www.waecdirect.org  and fill in the require details, then you are good to go..

Best of Luck...

2012/2013 Kaduna Polytechnic Post Utme Result Has Been Released. Check Yourself It Easy

Kadply Post Utme result is finally out to check yours kindly go through this simple way.

Goto kadunapolytechnic.edu.ng

When the above kadpoly website has load up on your computer screen, do the following. Enter Your Jamb Registration Number into the blank box provided and then click Check Post Utme Scores. Now you are good to go, Your result score will be display on the computer screen Best of luck

2012/2013 Niger Delta University Admission List Has Been Released. Click here to check yours

This is to inform the Nigeria Students And Prospective students of NDU, that the educational institution, having completed all the screening processes and made post utme results available to candidates,

the Niger Delta University (NDU) has released the first batch of the 2012/2013 admission list and all candidates who participated in the examination can now check the admission status.

The Niger Delta University admission list cuts through various departments in the university. The result, which is now accessible, candidates can now checked their result from the school official web portal by clicking the link below:

Click Here To Check Your NDU result

Nicki Minaj Cancels UK Tour Dates, Flips Out on Twitter

Nicki Minaj now has something in common with Adele. The colorfully bewigged rapper pulled out of a number of performances at the UK's V Festival this week, citing "strained vocal cords." The strain must have gotten to her head, too: She followed the cancellations with an expletive-laden Twitter rant before unleashing collective fan rage at The Hollywood Reporter, who documented her diatribe. rumored frontrunner for one of the judging seats on the upcoming season of American Idol, is really angry. The rapper says she strained her vocal cords during a performance at New York City's Roseland Ballroom on August 14, and was therefore unable to fulfill her commitment to perform at the V Festival in England. Apparently cancellations make her really angry — because she knows they'll become a story.

Oscar Hopefuls 2013

These stars look hungry for an Academy Award.

2012/2013 Uniben Post Direct Entry Examination Application Form Is Out For Admissions

The University of Benin, popularly known as Uniben, located in Edo State, Nigeria Direct Entry Screening Examination for the 2012/2013 academic session has been scheduled and fixed to be written on Saturday, the 25th of August, 2012 in designated centres within Ugbowo Campus of the University. All candidates who participated in the examination are expected to be seated, latest, one hour before the scheduled time for the screening exercise begin. Qualification. Only candidates who applied through the Joint Admission And Matriculation Board (JAMB) for Direct Entry Admission and has chose the University of Benin as First Choice are qualified and eligible for the Screening Exercise. Application has already kick-off and the deadline for the online application started Monday July 30th 2012, and will close by 7:00a.m on Monday, 20th August, 2012. How To Apply For The University Of Benin Post Direct Entry Examination. step 1. Firstly, Visit uniben.edu Step 2. When it opens up on your computer screen, Click PUDE 2012 Step 3. All participating candidates are advised to have a valid e-mail account before starting the application process, for online verification. Step 4. Then Click on Direct Entry Screening Test 2012/2013 Step 5. Then Click on Register for application at the top left of the displayed page on your computer screen to proceed. Step 6. Then Enter your first name as written on your Jamb Registration slip, then enter your Jamb Registration Number. Step 7. Immediately, your ID and Password will be displayed on the browser. Please copy it and print it out for safety sake. Step 8. Then on the uniben-kofa.waeup.org click on Login Which is be located at the top right front page. Step 9. Enter your Username and the password to login. Step 10. To commence the application process, please click on Application record and provide all required information and upload your passport photograph. Step 11. Make sure that the rapport photograph you are to upload must be a clear 1” x 1” COLOUR passport photograph with red background. This passport photograph must be in JPEG format only. NOTE that the photograph uploaded will be the only valid ID for all admitted candidates throughout their stay in the University of Benin. Step 12. To pay for the Application Form, click on Add online payment ticket at the bottom of the page, then click on College Pay which is located on the top left corner of the page. follow the instruction to pay the application fee of two thousand, four hundred naira (N2,400.00) with an ATM-Enabled Verve or Master Card from any commercial Bank in Nigeria. Please note that this fee covers the application fee, the Interswitch and also the Portal Services fee. Step 13. Now Preview and confirm your information before submitting your application online. Step 14. Then Print out an acknowledgement slip that contains the screening schedule. All Candidates are to come to the screening centres with the following items/documents: a. Acknowledgement slip that contains the screening schedule b. Four Figure Table (where applicable) c. Writing materials. (HB pencil and Eraser) please note that GSM phones and calculators are NOT allowed in the examination hall. Also note that the Application website closes by 7.00a.m on Monday, 20th August, 2012, which is all applications must be concluded online not later than 7.00a.m of 20th August, 2012, that is when the website will stop recieveing application. Candidates who pay after the deadline will not sit for the examination.

Federal Polytechnic Nekede Re-scheduled Her Examination Dates Of 20th And 21st August 2012

This is to inform and notify the general public that the examination for High National Diploma (HND) 2 and National Diploma (ND) 2 in Federal Polytechnic, Nekede, which was previously scheduled to be written tomorrow and next tomorrow, which is on the 20th and 21st of August 2012, has been re-scheduled to the two last papers for each affected department because of the public holiday declared. All candidates are to contact their course reps to confirm the new dates for their examination. Goodluck from Ogus Baba

2012/2013 Anambra State University Ansu Second Batch Of Admission List Has Been Released

Using this medium, the NigeriaOpenUniversity Team wishes to notify the general public that finally, the Anambra State University, also known as Ansu, had released the Second batch of admission list for 2012/2013 academic session. The 2012/2013 Anambra State University Second Batch Admission List was just released and it is being the admission list has been pasted at the Igbariam and Uli campus notice board. Currently, the educational institution technical room has not published and upload the second batch of admission list, which is yet to be uploaded on their official portal. Anambra State University Official Website All Prospective students who are not residing near the educational institution should wait for a day or more, and the admission list will be uploaded and published online. You can bookmark us and we will surely inform you through this blog when the list is uploaded online. We Encourage and urge all prospective students, Aspirants and applicants who participated in the Anambra State University Second choice post utme exercise, including those who could not locate their names at the first released admission list to visit either Igbariam or Uli campus of the institution to check their Admission Status. The Anambra State University Clearance procedures is expected to commences by September/October this Year. So be financially prepared.

Burning Robin Van Persie's 11/12 Home Shirt

Arsenal Breaking News - Van Persie Removal Van

i can't laugh Arsenal fans how did you guys see this? let me here from you all... don't go out side to run your mouth run it here.. :P

Miss Rodeo Aberdeen crowned

Melynda Sletten of Aberdeen was named Miss Rodeo Aberdeen, and Natalie Prins of Sisseton was crowned Junior Miss Rodeo Aberdeen Sunday in Aberdeen. Sletten, 22, is the daughter of Lynn and Brenda Sletten. On Sunday, she won the appearance and horsemanship categories and tied for first in the photogenic division. Prins, 16, won all five categories in the Junior Miss Rodeo competition: appearance, horsemanship, speech, personality and photogenic. She is the daughter of Bryan and Sheila Prins.

Cosmopolitan editor Helen Gurley Brown dies at 90

Brown died in New York shortly after being admitted to hospital. Hired by Hearst to turn around Cosmopolitan three years after her 1962 best-selling book, she edited the magazine for 32 years. Under her, the magazine became famous for encouraging women to have sex, regardless of marital status. Brown said her aim was to tell readers "how to get everything out of life - the money, recognition, success, men, prestige, authority, dignity - whatever she is looking at through the glass her nose is pressed against". New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg paid tribute to Brown, saying that New York City had lost "a pioneer who reshaped not only the entire media industry, but the nation's culture". "She was a role model for the millions of women whose private thoughts, wonders and dreams she addressed so brilliantly in print. She was a quintessential New Yorker: never afraid to speak her mind and always full of advice."

Peter Okoye and Lola Omotayo expecting a second child

Great News from Peter Okoye (Psquare) expecting another child from his wife Lola Omotayo. Congrat mani..