Tuesday, 31 July 2012

Top 5 Famous Jewish Comedians

Jewish American comedians: This is top 5 collective of famous American Jewish comedians. These famous Jewish American comedians have been entertaining generation of people with their jokes and hilarity.
I Love them!!

Adam Sandler

Brooklyn,United States of America,New York City
United States of America

Al Franken

New York City,United States of America,New York
United States of America

Al Jolson

United States of America

Al Shean

Dornum,Lower Saxony,Germany
Alan King


Motor Accident In Oleh Delta State - Prayers

Prayers oh!

Oh My God on this hot sun son of a man is gone i am crying an accident just took place now in Oleh my Town, Opposite Yanga market Oleh Isoko South L.G.A in Delta State.. Two Okada Men hit.. Who might be faulty is not the matter now, lets save life first,
Hmm i wonder what will happen to the second victim one is gone already please all we need your prayers..

This Are Some Photos Of The Accident

I would have take the Photo of the dead man but i was told is not right to take a photo of a dead man 
please this people really need your prayers..

Joke Of the Day By Patience

Joke Of The Day

A little boy named Junior was playing amongs his pears & unknown to him,he lost his 10naira note given to him by his uncle,hence,he couldn't find it.He started crying,the uncle who was still around asked what the matter was,Junior stil crying,told his uncle dat he had misplaced that money he gave him.The kind uncle sympatised with him & gave him another 10naira so that he would stop crying.Now Junior's voice was louder than ever,continue crying,the uncle & people around almost at the same time asked,why are you still crying? The boy said Oh! "It would have been 20naira now"

Joke By:

Patience Obiodeh

My Best Eddie Murphy Joke

Gus, what the f–– is wrong along with your wife? Why cannot she walk a flight of steps? You come back over each motherf––ing year, Gus, and you burn down my motherf––ing back yard, and your wife rips down the steps. Why?! I work effortlessly to induce my place lovely. And then the motherf––er comes over and rip the steps down. scrutinize the motherf––ing steps, they are f––ed up, Gus. Why cannot she walk the steps? you recognize why she cannot walk the steps? Cause she's a fat, hairy b––h. That's why. That's why, Gus.

Kids Scare

And my kids are scared of your wife. Eddie's scared of her. He has nightmares regarding you wife. I went in his area last week, Gus, he was within the bed screaming, crying, "Oh, help me, facilitate me!" I woke him, I shook him, said, "what's wrong?" He said, "Aunt Bunny is returning to induce me." he is scared of your wife, cause she encompasses a larger moustache than his father.

Omg Hehehe

But you recognize what it's, Gus? I figured it out regarding your wife. i am gonna say it. And my wife, i do not provides a f–– regarding my wife, she will shut the f–– up. i am gonna tell you one thing. I worked out regarding your wife. i do know where you met your wife. You told me you met your wife fifteen years ago on a motherf––ing camping trip? which your wife was Puerto Rican? Your wife ain't no motherf––ing Puerto Rican! i believed she was after I initial met her, Gus. Cause I walk up, I say "Hello, it's smart to fulfill you. My name is Vernon." She says, "Hello, I'm Bunny. Goonie googoo."

Goonie Googoo

What the f–– will "goonie googoo" mean, Gus? i do not apprehend what the f–– that s–– is to the present day. i believed i might learned some new Spanish s––. I went up to my friend, I said, "Hey Sanchez! Goonie googoo!" And Sanchez says, "Get the f–– outta here." thus I been walking around for years confused. and that i finally figured it out regarding your wife, where you met your wife. You did not meet your wife on no motherf––ing camping trip. Your wife's a Bigfoot, isn't she, Gus? Your wife could be a Bigfoot, is not she? that is why the b––h's moustache is thus motherf––in' thick... 'cause you shaved the b––h down and taught her to talk. i do know a motherf––in' Bigfoot after I see one! Don't bring a Bigfoot in my home, Gus! With my children? The b––h cannot speak. She cannot walk a flight of steps! She's not trained well, Gus! She cannot walk steps! i will bet she climbs the f–– outta trees, though, don't she, Gus? does not she? does not she?! But you bought to not bring her around here. F–– her! And your motherf––in' children? they are Bigfeet, too. they are half-Bigfoot, Gus, 'cause the motherf––ers is vi years recent and have afros seventeen inches long. they are very little furry motherf––ers, similar to their mother. scrutinize the motherf––ers! You know how I acknowledged they was Bigfoot? after I realized your wife was a Bigfoot after I took your youngsters fishing last week. I place the motherf––ers within the boat, Gus, and that i took the worm and that i place it on the hooks. and that they each sat there, and that they place their poles down within the motherf––in' boat, and slammed their faces within the water for two minutes! and that i assume, "What the f–– are these youngsters doin'?" Then they begin moving their heads like this [shakes his head] and also the motherf––ers come back up with fish! I jumped back and said, "Can you suspect this motherf––in' s––? Then the child took the fish out his mouth and checked out his brother and said, "Goonie googoo."

Murhpy Speaks

What the f–– goes on here? traditional youngsters do not do s–– like that, Gus. however i am gonna tell you one thing, motherf––er. you'll take your motherf––in' furry fat-ass wife moustache b–– out the f––. you'll go upstairs and acquire the motherf––in' dog and scoop up the s–– and take Eddie and acquire these motherf––in' long Angela Davis afro-wearin' motherf––in' youngsters of yours and place them within the motherf––ing Goonie-Googoo-Mobile and acquire the f–– out! And if my wife do not like it, she will get the f–– out, too! [Eddie's mom throws her shoe] You missed me, b––h!

I laugh all time read through this joke