Monday 24 June 2013

Akpos Jokes- Akpos and The Teacher Tinko



 Akpos Jokes- Akpos and The Teacher Tinko
One boring monday morning, Mr. Tinko the English teacher enter Akpos class and addressed them.

He started: lets show the principal and our quest how much we have learnt so far this year.

Lets do some comparisions……So i say small, you say small, smaller, smallest..

[we all nodded, looking very tired]

Mr. Tinko: big

Akpos Class: big, bigger ,biggest

Mr. Tinko: clean

Akpos Class: clean, cleaner, cleanest..

Mr. Tinko: tall…

Akpos Class: tall, taller, tallest

Mr. Tinko: Mr. Tinko smiled and said: very good

Akpos Class: very good, very gooder, very goodest

Mr. Tinko: oh gosh.

Akpos Class: oh gosh, oh gosher, oh goshest

Mr. Tinko: stop it now

Akpos Class: stop it now, stop it nower, stop it nowest…

Mr. Tinko: oh please…

Akpos Class: oh please, oh pleaser, oh pleasest…

Mr. Tinko: look at me…!!

Akpos Class: look at me, look at me-er, look at me-est

Mr. Tinko: what a disgrace.

Akpos Class: what a disgrace, what a disgracer,what a disgracest

Mr. Tinko: [so furious]:i don die…………

Akpos Class: i don die,.. i don dier, i don diest. 

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