Wednesday, 12 December 2012
Hmm Dem Don Catch Davido With Babe For Bed O!!
Funny Cat Jokes
Mother told, ” It is good sign and fortune to see a white big cat.”
Daughter replied, “Yes fortune is that it has eaten all of your foods.”
Friday, 7 December 2012
Laffing Mata Weekend With Ogus Baba - Funny
my updates, well, I thank yous for the comments on on my previous quack write up.
But today lets have some fun cos' its whole lots different thing,
I want you guys to know something about me.. I am not that educated ooo :P that is why i keep on using
One English, what i want is don't get upset wit my English LWKMD.
I keep on telling people that we Nigerians are great o! even our president confirmed it. Imagine,
Twenty Four hours After United States concluded the Presidential election. The winner Mr Barack Obama is celebrating his victory.
The Nigerian President has just arrived, the United state with his entourage to congratulate him.
"This is really a surprise" said Obama to the Nigerian President"American are advanced, they know the results immediately after the election"
Nigerian President: We Nigerians are more advanced, we always know the result even before the election". LWKMD
We Nigerian's are too good abeg, shu! wen foriegn people dey use LMAO, WAS, LOL and lots more we Nigerian's we dey follow em dey happy say dem do big thing, of which we can do beta than dem, why not check out this list?
OYO - ON YOUR OWN
BBIAB = Be Back In A Bit.
LWKM - Laugh wan kill me
LWKMD - Laugh wan kill me die
MIDG - make i dey go
WGYL - we go yarn later
IGA - I gbadun am
ICS - I can't shout
DJM - Don't jealous me
WBDM - Who born d maga
UDC - U de craze
NUS - Na u sabi
WSU - who send u
OSABZ - over sabi
ITK - I too know
WDH - wetin dey happen
NDH - nutin dey happen
FMJ - free me jo
BBP - bad bele people
HUD - how u dey
WKP - waka pass
BBG - baby girl
KKL - Kokolette
MML - mamalette
GFF- Gbono fe le fe le (e.g., she GFF)
NTT - Na true talk
IKU - It koncain u?
NDM - no dull me
LGT - let's goo there
IFSA - I for slap am
IGDO - I go die o
YB - Yess boss
NLT - No long thing
2GB - 2 gbaski (e.g., the song 2GB!)
CWJ - carry waka jorh
WBYO - wetin be your own
U2D - U 2 do
U2DV - U 2 dey vex
MKG - maka gini?
WSDP - who send dem papa
INS - i no send
INFS - i no fit shout
WWY - who wan yarn
NBST - no be small thing
NWO - na wah oooooo
NMA - no mind am
MIHW - make i hear word
NBL - no be lie
NB? - na beans?
WD - wetin dey
UNGKM - u no go kill me
O2S - omo 2 sexy
OW2G jor- Omo we 2 gud, cnt you see it? we are not lacking anything, we go show em say we non dey laff for 9ja since our Press don first show am out for USA so abi wetin una tink na.?
After all na Joke i dey, if u like carry am for head, afterall i don talk my own.
I still remain Ogus Baba NDM- Notin Do Me.
Follow me @IamOgusBaba
The Headmaster and Akpos Funny Joke
Hehehehehehe A man built a room with 250 blocks and later
turned it to a school, with him being the
headmaster.
The Sexiest Fashion Show Around- Victoria's Secret Fashion Show 2012
One Direction reject US Condom Deal
Tuesday, 4 December 2012
2 Warri Men Arguing About Their Sons-Funny Joke
Alicia Keys performer Son
Lindsay Lohan is Out Of Control
Monday, 3 December 2012
Sunday, 2 December 2012
Happenings In The Month Of December
Well, we are going to look into some reality happenings in the month of December and make them some fact as well,.. Below are just the ones i figure out, you can tell me yours too.
RUSHING Hmm in the Month of December, people often rush things here and there, I was with a road safety this evening and he was complaining or how the road movement become tied in this December period".
Saturday, 1 December 2012
Happy New Month Joke :P
Nigerian police don upgrade ooo,
dis na d call center numba 112.
There was a robbery in my
neighbour's house and I called
them...
next thing I heard was
Friday, 30 November 2012
I'm Not Joking! I Can Give Rita Dominic a Set of Twins...I'm in Love with Her... LKT
Wednesday, 28 November 2012
Bobbi Kristina Brown In Car Crash
Bobbi Kristina Brown In Car CrashBobbi Kristina Brown was unhurt when wrecking her car during a horrifying crash on weekday (28.11.12).
The girl of Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown is believed to have lost management of her molest Camaro once departure her housing complicated in Alpharetta, Georgia associate degreed drove down an mound before returning to a stop on an area park path.
Governor Uduaghan Bags Medical Award at SOGON Conference
Tuesday, 27 November 2012
1year and 7months Old Pikin Wey Dem Abandon In Oleh, Delta State
I non know wen some people go get sense o! Pikin wen u carry for 9months u go just drop am put for one place say one thin happen or the other.
Monday, 26 November 2012
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