Warri Tenant And Akpos

Who Won Die Na?

A Warri tenant walked in & saw his landlord's son trying to commit suicide & a brief conversation ensued:

Tenant: Akpos! Wetin you de do so?

Akpos:

I dey try commit suicide, as Papa dey always complain say my life dey worthless!

Tenant:

That one no good now... but why you come tie de rope for your waist?

Akpos:

Bros, no be small thing o! I bin tie de rope for neck, I NEARLY DIE!